graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

lindsaylohoean:

"what’s up?"

"the ceiling"

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(Source: lindsaylohoean)

cries:

feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom

perchu:

im alive but only ironically


pettyhurts:

which voice is Rihanna’s?

(Source: imnotjailbait)

wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

(Source: supnikita)


(Source: ellendegeneres)

teenagebillionaire:

Drake’s probably still in that chair

dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
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